last update 31 Mar 2009 - added the twitter situation

About me

Oh, hello. I have been writing things on the internet since late 1998. I mainly write creative non-fiction and speculative fiction. It's funnier than it sounds. I like to write about celebrities and internet culture and non-alcoholic beverages. I have a lot of different websites, and I will typically focus on one for a few months, then switch to another for a while and let the others languish, etc etc. Lately I'm focusing on some offline stuff. So, you know.

Websites

In Case Of Actual Death | things that inspire me, and news of my recent projects and goings-on around the web

whygodwhy | my old website; short fiction and music

Knowledge for Thirst | where Josh Allen and I post reviews of juices and sodas

del.icio.us | links to things that I like

facebook & goodreads & twitter | social networking

Print publications

The Location Scout

Twelve Times Lost

fever dream ghost book

Touch Anything Except Me

Online publications

1000 Ridiculous Tragedies

• My New Machine

Delve magazine

• The Person Who Lives

Diagram

• Emails From Dead People

Diaryland

• crotch
• nnnn

Excitementmachine

• Ways I Have Answered The Phone At Different Jobs

Eyeshot

• True Things About Trish
• What To Do When You Enter The Room

Inkburns

• My Deposition About God's Lawyers

Iowa Web Review

• dear mr thomas
• Mitosis

Manual

• How To Be The Good Son

Monkeybicycle

• What It Meant To Be The Universe
• The Time Between Ordering And Eating

The Morning News

• Baby's First Internet (with Kean Soo)
• How Everything Turned Out
• An Online Petition To Save The Redwoods (Part One, Part Two, Part Three)
• New Fathers Roundtable (Part One, Part Two, Part Three)
• Worried About Celebrities
• Behind The Scenes: Untitled Fall Project
• The Man Who Was Hook
• What I Did On My Summer Vacation (with Reuben Stanton)
• Night-blooming
• The Vanishing Act (with Josh Allen)
• 11 Stories About Cross-dressing
• Kayley's Super Power (with Sam Brown)
• Kevin Fanning's Home Security Basics
• Since Your Father Tried To Kill You

Narwhal Magazine

• The Cutest Thing Ever

Opium Magazine

• My Pornstar Friends

Six Sentences

• Building The Perfect Lolcat

So There

• Dear Jin-Hee

Surgery of Modern Warfare

• When Your Mother Was A Spy

Uber.nu

• A Critical Defense of Jem and The Holograms

Whalelane

• The Book of the Dead
• The Skeleton and The Crab, with Jeremy Myser
• The Cruise, with Josh Allen, and screw you Toby for taking the site offline.

Word Riot

• Totally Confident

Miscellanea

• I run the Unofficial Pasha Malla Resource Center.
• I was interviewed by David Barringer for WordRiot.
• Britt Parrott turned my story "Night-Blooming" into a short film.

I also have some other projects that are either secret or still in the works. I'll keep you posted, OK?