Big world, small mouth

Raimi’s voracious hunger to learn about the world by sucking on it is more powerful than our desire to keep disgusting things out of his mouth.

Following are a list of the top ten worst things we have pulled from or wiped off of his mouth in the past month:

10. Fuzz from a stuffed cat toy

9. Piece of The New Yorker (mom & dad had already read that article)

8. Piece of Entertainment Weekly Magazine (new issue)

7. Cheerio that had been on the floor for who knows how long (we let him keep that one.)

6. Fuzz ball containing cat hair, carpet fibers, and Mommy�s hair

5. Piece of wood of unidentified origin

4. Dead ladybug

3. Alive ladybug

2. His own poops from a diaper explosion (see previous posting, The Brunch )

And the WORST thing we have pulled from/wiped off of his mouth?

1. Friskie�s Ocean Whitefish cat food.

This wins the prize because of Raimi�s lingering cat food breath.

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