Cool things Raimi Said
“There’s a fire truck! It’s a red truck but it’s darker than daddy’s shirt.”
“A turtle doesn’t have wings. It has toes.”
“I’m so excited Grandma got me another present.”
(drinking milkshake) “It’s not too shabby.”
(stalling before bedtime) “Oh no! Lamby peed on me. Lamby, you need a diaper change.”
Raimi’s knock-knock joke:
Raimi: Knock-knock-who’s-there? Orange
Me: Orange who?
Raimi: Two oranges!
Raimi’s favorite joke:
“Why shouldn’t daddy eat some dust? It’s too dusty!”
“Why shouldn’t daddy eat some dirt? It’s too dirty!”
“Why shouldn’t daddy eat some gingerjale? It’s too gingery!”
(etc.)
The other day he told Kevin:
Why shouldn’t Daddy eat an orange?
It’s too orangey. And it has dust on it.